Woman can’t wait to use new bread maker three times

A WOMAN who bought a bread-maker is excited to use it three times before going back to buying bread.

Nikki Hollis bought the appliance with the intention of making two loaves of healthy, low salt organic, ‘farmhouse-style’ white bread and one with olives or something.

She said: “I’ve always wanted to experience the satisfaction of spending half a day making something that I will only be able to eat half of before it goes off.

“If I make three it works out to just £42 per loaf, and the best bit is I will have to do all the hard work. For a few days it really will feel so much better than buying bread.”

According to Hollis, the minimal use and significant expense is complemented by the utter impracticality of owning the appliance.

She added: “I bet it’s a real bitch to clean as well. It’s all just so fabulous!”