MILLENNIALS are guilty of wanting everything on a plate, according to a man who did not pay a penny to go to university.
Bill McKay, 54, said: “In my day, if you wanted something you had to pay for it. Unless it was a 2:2 in economics from Newcastle. For some unknown reason those were completely free.”
Continuing as if he genuinely had a point, McKay added: “Now they all moan about tuition fees and loans, but they should try living off a grant.
“When you’re in debt to the tune of £40,000 you’re so fucked you may as well stop worrying about it and just keep spending.
“But when you’ve had your fees paid and on top of that been given a grant of actual money that you don’t have to pay back, the strain of budgeting is unbearable.
“When my generation goes that knowledge and expertise will be gone forever and all the millennials will starve because they’ll have spent all their money ‘streaming’ and on ‘experiences’.”
