Thursday, 25th February 2021

Woman who wore different tops all week to even up tan with gaffer tape

A WOMAN with clashing tan lines after wearing different tops all week is evening up her skin with strategically-placed gaffer tape. 

Grace Wood-Morris has so many mismatched blocks of contrasting skin that she resembles a patchwork quilt, so has blocked out large areas of her body with the popular handyman’s tape in the hope of coming out even.

She said: “I went out in a backless top on Monday, a strappy one Tuesday, a halter-neck Wednesday, et cetera. There’s barely an inch of skin that hasn’t seen sun, and barely an inch that hasn’t been covered.

“When I’m nude I look like one of those abstract pictures you get in a Travelodge. So I’ve got to take action, and gaffer tape is simply the most practical way.

“I’ve applied it over all the darkest areas and I’m planning to spend the day in the garden, turning like a rotisserie chicken.

“Then on Monday I’ll be so used to wearing nothing but gaffer tape I’ll probably go to work in it. The world’s totally weird nowadays, so why not?”