A WOMAN who has zero visibility through her windscreen is going to keep driving anyway, she has confirmed.
Rather than pulling over and de-misting the windows, Emma Bradford has decided to plough on while swearing colourfully and randomly bashing at the buttons on the dashboard.
Bradford said: “It’s not that bad. I can still see about an inch of road at the bottom of the windscreen, so I probably won’t hit anything.
“I’ve done all the usual things, like turning that noisy dial up to its highest setting and pressing all the switches. This one with a picture of a car with an arrow inside must do something, surely?
“And I’ve put the wipers on their most aggressive speed and squirted water on the outside of the windscreen, even though the problem is on the inside.
“However, everything I’ve done has only made it worse, and now I can’t see out of the sides or back either. But it has helped give me a feeling of control, at least.”
She added: “Oh shit, that cement mixer was a bit close. Fine, I’ll stop. As soon as I’m off the motorway.”
