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Workhouse orphan to lord of all you survey: the lifestyle your astronomical London salary buys around Britain

YOU’RE on £95,000pa, and in the capital you’re lucky if that buys you Pret. In the rest of Britain your epic London salary could get you so much more: 

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It's alright, he's basking in God's forgiveness

MINOR issues like earthy incarceration are as nothing to a committed Christian who knows the infinite mercy of our benevolent Lord, the public has been assured. 

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