THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.
The broadcaster went out with the political party for three months twenty years ago but broke it off when they found them to be too weird and controlling.
The BBC said: “At first the Tory Party seemed quite glamorous and wealthy – they knew a load of celebrities and old rock stars – but it soon became apparent they just wanted me to keep my mouth shut and look pretty.
“I told them I was old enough think for myself but they just threatened to take away my income if I didn’t do as they said.”
The party had a similarly short rebound relationship with Channel 4, who ended that relationship after just three weeks when they asked them to ‘stop hanging around with so many oddballs’.
The Tories have recently accused the BBC of flirting with too many viewers and has said it does not even understand why people think it is attractive. They say their new partner, Sky, is way nicer and has Game of Thrones.
Despite telling everyone who will listen what a boring old slag the BBC is, they still insist on being told everything they are up to so they can say whether they approve or not.