A MAN has become the first person to complete Facebook after defeating ‘end boss’ Mark Zuckerberg, it has emerged.
Tom Logan clocked up a record 400,000 hours on Facebook, completing every task and adding half a million people before progressing to the final level.
He said: “On the last screen there’s a massive glowing Zuckerberg moving slowly from left to right, but if you throw enough questions about his tax arrangements at him eventually he collapses and you get the biggest, bluest thumbs up you’ve ever seen.”
Logan celebrated completing Facebook by posting a status update about it, which was then followed by 10,000 people asking ‘Is everything ok, hun?’ and ‘PM me if you want to talk.’
Logan has now said that he wants to complete Twitter by the end of 2020.
He added: “To complete Twitter you have to get Stephen Fry, Ricky Gervais and Donald Trump to all retweet the same picture of your genitals.”