THE bodiless demon the earthly plane knows as ‘Nigel Farage’ has proclaimed that GB News will be a fine vessel for him until he burns it out.
Moloch, who humanity calls Farage and was sent from the inferno to prey on human weakness and set brother against brother until Britain is ruled by his Satanic master, believes the newly leaderless GB News can sustain his evil for at least a decade.
He said: “A whole national TV channel, just for the antics of me and my minions? Mr Neil, you are too kind.
“I’ve been without a suitable vessel since UKIP collapsed into a heap of damned souls a few years ago. The Brexit Party was nothing but a shambling corpse, reanimated by hate. The Reform Party was if anything worse.
“But this GB News, beaming my message of discord and opposition straight into homes? Perfect. I never cared about getting elected anyway. I only wanted to corrupt those who did.
“Bad luck, Andrew. You weren’t the first to be conned into facilitating the rise of right-wing fascism. You won’t be the last.
“Now, Britain, won’t you join me for Talking Pints tonight on GB News with Belial, Lord of Lies, wearing the flesh of former Labour MP Kate Hoey?”