DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre insisted his ‘legs-it’ front page was ‘a bit of fun’ in a voice that made everyone think of a derelict Victorian hospital.
Dacre, his pale grey face chiselled with long years of paranoia, desperation and loathing, said: “I’m just trying to cheer everyone up.
“Because I am a people person.”
Urging everyone to look into the endless, pitch black tunnels of his eyes, he added: “Trust me. I know fun.”
After looking at the Mail front page, reader Jane Thompson said: “I am forming an opinion about who has the best legs between Nicola Sturgeon and Theresa May.
“And now all I can hear is a relentless, howling wind. I think I need to move to Denmark before it’s too late.”