Patrick Bateman tells George Osborne to tone it down a bit

GEORGE Osborne’s investment banker friend Patrick Bateman has told him saying he wants Theresa May ‘chopped up in bags in my freezer’ is a bit creepy. 

Bateman, who bonded with Osborne after hours at a New York finance summit in the 1990s, has advised the former chancellor to tone down his violent rhetoric.

He continued: “I met George over Japanese bluefish tuna at Le Bernardin. He was wearing a black Dries van Noten suit over a blush pink Paul Smith shirt with cuffs flecked in dried blood.

“We share similar tastes in music, technical gear, relaxation, hardbodies, recreational extremes and the elimination of certain types of people, but this is not professional.

“I know how he feels about Theresa. I’ve felt that way about a lot of women. But either keep it to yourself or scream it into the ear of an uncomprehending suit in a nightclub while INXS’s New Sensation is playing at deafening volume.

Bateman added: “I’m coming over next month. We’ve got reservations at Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester. Afterwards we’ll do something.”