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Public hopes we're getting all the nasty news out of the way before a lovely Christmas

THE public has enjoyed yet more news about famous sexual predators but hopes it will all wrap up by the end of November, in time for a lovely Christmas. 

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Not stapling it to your forehead: Six ways you are a sickening poppy-disrespecter

EVERY year Remembrance Day is marred by leftie traitors failing to observe correct poppy etiquette. Here is how the scum of society disrespect our heroic fallen: 

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