THE world’s major religions are sending out a sickeningly ‘woke’ message of love, peace and fairness, the Daily Mail has revealed.
In a strongly-worded editorial, the Mail argues that Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism and Islam are indoctrinating young people with left-wing ideas – possibly due to the influence of universities – such as handouts for the poor.
Christianity in particular encourages ‘rich-bashing’ in a stridently anti-capitalist parable about a camel and a needle, and fails to mention the benefits of Brexit or privatisation.
Daily Mail managing editor Norman Steele said: “On the face of it, Christianity has a positive message, such as leaving undesirables not welcome on the ark to drown.
“The Bible is great on clamping down on sodomy and upholding traditional gender roles. And we should all be keeping up fine English traditions like going to church or being socially ostracised.
“But on further investigation, the Bible turns out to be a hotbed of socialist messages that wouldn’t look out of place in a Jeremy Corbyn manifesto.
“If you have two shirts, give away one to someone who has none? Surely if you have 200 shirts, let that be an example to the shirtless of how many shirts they could have if they worked harder or set up their own business?
“And Catholics have a catechism that goes: ‘God transcends the human distinction between the sexes. He is neither man nor woman. He is God.’ So He’s Eddie Izzard? It’s just typical of the trendy Catholic church to jump on the transgender bandwagon.
“It’s time to stop this madness and give someone else a chance. Hurrah for Satan!”