Trump’s Fake News Awards to be hosted by Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox

DONALD Trump has confirmed the inaugural Fake News Awards will be hosted by drummer Mick Fleetwood and former Page 3 model Samantha Fox.

The awards will take place in Trump Tower tonight with no bands playing and a ‘bring your own bottle’ drinks policy.

Trump said: “My decision to ask Mick and Samantha to host the awards is one of the 10 greatest decisions ever made. You can look it up.

“They have always worked so well together, the chemistry is amazing. The whole thing is going to be so professional and classy. So classy.”

A insider from the show added: “We’ve made the awards themselves very small so they don’t make anyone’s hands look small.”