MEDIA magnate Rupert Murdoch has never have known true love, which is why he has treated the UK so brutally. Could his sixth engagement be his last?
Lucy Parry, student: “She’s seen beyond the surface, hasn’t she? Because he looks like a grotesquely evil, unfathomably ancient baby.”
Carolyn Ryan, management consultant: “Gosh, I can’t wait for the next season of Succession! I also say this about The Crown when anything happens with the Royals.”
Roy Hobbs, copyright lawyer: “He shouldn’t be getting hitched to an old hag of 62 when under the half-your-age-plus-seven rule he could be serving dick to a hot 54-year-old.”
Sophie Rodriguez, baker: “She’s the former wife of a Russian oil oligarch and mother of Roman Abramovich’s ex-wife, you say? Well, given the currently geopolitical climate I can’t see anything worrying about that at all.”
Susan Traherne, retired art teacher: “F**king insensitive way to tell me we were over, Rupe.”
