We ask you: has Rupert Murdoch, aged 92, finally found love?

MEDIA magnate Rupert Murdoch has never have known true love, which is why he has treated the UK so brutally. Could his sixth engagement be his last? 

Lucy Parry, student: “She’s seen beyond the surface, hasn’t she? Because he looks like a grotesquely evil, unfathomably ancient baby.”

Carolyn Ryan, management consultant: “Gosh, I can’t wait for the next season of Succession! I also say this about The Crown when anything happens with the Royals.”

Roy Hobbs, copyright lawyer: “He shouldn’t be getting hitched to an old hag of 62 when under the half-your-age-plus-seven rule he could be serving dick to a hot 54-year-old.”

Sophie Rodriguez, baker: “She’s the former wife of a Russian oil oligarch and mother of Roman Abramovich’s ex-wife, you say? Well, given the currently geopolitical climate I can’t see anything worrying about that at all.”

Susan Traherne, retired art teacher: “F**king insensitive way to tell me we were over, Rupe.”

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