YOUR bisexual best mate does not fancy you even though they could, you have been surprised to learn.
Your mate, who is open to dating any gender, has nonetheless explained that they are not open to any romantic or sexual involvement with you, which you have taken badly.
Lucy Parry, aged 19, said: “I am so cool with Sophie being bisexual. Like completely 100 per cent chill. Until I said ‘ha ha, do you fancy me?’ and she said ‘no’.
“How can she have the audacity? Not that I would because I’m straight and I’ve got a boyfriend, but come on. She might at least try to get off with me.
“It’s causing me to question the whole basis of our friendship. Feeling like she always secretly fancied me made it all worthwhile and now I’m like wait, was I the ugly mate all this time?
“Anyway she’s in a relationship with a man at the moment which for me calls this whole bisexual business into question. And explains this whole weird unconvincing ‘don’t-fancy-you’ thing.”
Sophie Rodriguez said: “No, I don’t fancy Lucy. We’ve been best friends since we were five, it’d be weird. Anyway she’s got a flat nose.”