A MAN who thinks he would have been a famous rock star if he had not had a family would not have been, it has been confirmed.
Tom Booker blames his lack of global musical success on his three children, despite having no talent whatsoever.
He said: “Who knows where I’d be now? Probably touring the world with my band, driving fast cars and dating beautiful women.
“It’s just one of those sacrifices you make as a parent, but sometimes I do wonder what would have happened if I hadn’t been held back.”
Wife Emma Booker said: “Tom can play one song on the guitar, Basket Case by Green Day. It sounds shit.
“Now can you tell him to stop whining and come help me give Aiden his bath?”
Tom Booker added: “I would have learned more songs.”