Liking the same band as you, and other things you wrongly interpreted as flirting when a teen

DID you interpret your teenage crush’s every utterance as a chat-up line? These basic human behaviours were not their way of pledging eternal love: 

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Your pet cat's guide to giving the perfect gift

WE may come across as aloof pricks, but we care about our owners. That’s why we always knock it out of the park with gifts: 

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