A MAN has expressed his irritation that his wife’s masturbation is considered erotic, whereas his is not.
Tom Logan feels society has double standards when an attractive women stroking herself is considered ‘sexy’, yet a man hunched over a computer watching sleazy internet porn with his trousers round his ankles is somehow considered ‘sordid’.
Logan said: “I came home to find my wife touching herself and it was so stimulating that we ended up making love there and then.
“However, when she came home and found me erotically choking the chicken to an old episode of Carol Vorderman-era Countdown, she called it ‘disgusting’ and threatened divorce.
“She definitely wasn’t interested in a shag, despite my many suggestions since I was in the mood.
“It’s the hypocrisy that gets me. A woman can slip into sexy lingerie, video herself masturbating and men will pay to watch the footage. But when I start sexily fondling myself, I make no money at all. In fact I’m in danger of being banned from the library.
“When a woman masturbates it’s empowering, yet when I tell people how comfortable I am sexually stimulating myself in new, sensual ways they tell me to shut up because they’re eating.
“If you ask me, women’s lib has gone too far.”