Man on first date confused as woman resembles photo

A MAN on his first date with someone he met on a dating app was left confused when he discovered she looked exactly like her profile photo. 

After matching with Lauren Hewitt on Tinder, Tom Logan arrived for their first meeting with the expectation that almost any woman in the pub could be her, despite Hewitt having provided several pictures in advance.

Logan said: “Lauren said she was 28, but women usually shave a few years off their age so I was approaching basically every woman in the pub, including a lady who turned out to be on a WI night out. 

“Imagine my shock when I stumbled on a woman who looked exactly like Lauren’s photos. She hadn’t put on three stone or aged ten years since they were taken, which was weird. It seems the photos weren’t even that enhanced, although I had realised the picture of her with bunny ears was a Snapchat filter.

“It was even more confusing when we started talking and all the details about her job and life corresponded exactly with what she’d messaged on the app. She actually is a lawyer and it wasn’t just a deceitful way of saying she works in a solicitor’s office.

“Now I’m wondering if the photos she sent of her minge might be really hers as well. I’ve got no idea what to do. She must be new to online dating or something.”

Hewitt said: “Tom seemed really nice but given his white hair, cheap clothes and large paunch, I’m wondering if he really is a 32-year-old investment banker with a seven-inch penis as he claimed.”

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