A MAN has sorted out one thing and now wants an award for it.
Nathan Muir, 38, said: “I did the thing. My wife asked me to do the thing and I did it.”
Wife Sophie, 37, said: “I defined what the thing was in the first place, sent him all the information, did three-quarters of it in advance, and reminded him that it needed doing. Seven months ago.
She added: “I have sorted out every single other f*cking thing, for the last 11 years.”
Nathan said: “We both contribute a great deal to this household. For example, I just did a thing.”
Since doing the thing, Nathan has had a two-hour nap, adjusted the composition of his fantasy football team, and phoned his mother to tell her that he did the thing.