Thursday, 2nd April 2020

Secret to female orgasm is 'doing stuff they actually like'

THE secret to the female orgasm is to just ask them what they actually like and then do it, researchers have found.

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “The way it works is this – you have a sit down with her, ask her what she’s into and what she’s not into. Take notes if need be.

“Once you have the list you can discuss how you should proceed, and then you focus on meeting her demands.

“As long you continue to follow the simple instructions, the orgasm should happen as planned.”

He added: “I can’t believe it took this long to figure it out. Better late than never.”