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'Want to go for a drink?' and other phrases that could possibly mean 'Fancy a shag?'

THINKING of making idle chat? Be careful. If you use any of these phrases, you might inadvertently be asking someone if they’d like to have sex.

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Has something changed between us? By a pack of 20 Marlboro

YES, I’ve gone up to £16.75, but something else has changed. We used to be so happy together – practically inseparable. Now you’re so distant, and I can’t understand why.

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