A WOMAN has confessed that she gets a kick out of having to nag her husband because it makes her feel incredibly horny.
Lauren Hewitt says she has been asking her husband to replenish the toilet roll holder when it runs out for the entirety of their six-year marriage simply because it gets her off.
Hewitt said: “What I find the most sexy about Josh is that he’s incapable of doing anything around the house without me asking him a dozen times.
“It’s important to work at a relationship and Josh puts in a huge amount of effort at being a lazy, half-witted imbecile, which I find incredibly attractive.
“I can’t wait for the thrill of reminding him that maybe he could put his socks in the dirty clothes basket, or suggest it might be nice if he took the kids to the f**king park this weekend.”
Joshua Hewitt said: “It’s weird that Lauren says me doing bugger all around the house makes her horny, because she never seems to want to have sex with me. I’m starting to suspect she’s being sarcastic.”