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Anti-emoticon unveiled

AN ‘anti-emoticon’ has been created, depicting a firm handshake.

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Jesus's 'wife' was massive pain in the arse

ACCORDING to a fourth century papyrus Jesus had a wife that he absolutely despised.

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