ANNOYING bastards are going to be constantly pestering you, thanks to electronic things.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Advances in technology are all about connecting people. Specifically, connecting you with people you’d rather avoid.
“If you have a computer there are now 5,695,593 separate means by which people can badger you.
“They could be a colleague hassling you about work, a stranger proffering penis pills or an annoying relative who lives in New Zealand and goes on Skype just to wave frantically and say ‘hiyaaaa’ like an imbecile.
“Of course you could turn your computer off but then within five minutes they’ll all be round your house, having assumed that you’d choked to death.
“Why can’t they invent some software that makes people fuck off?”