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Billions of people shut down after outage to 5G vaccine nanochips in brainstem

BILLIONS of humans across the world have stopped functioning after the 5G Microsoft nanochips implanted by vaccines suffered an outage.

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David Walliams, and six other people it's not worth separating art from artist for

IT’S always tempting to try to ‘separate the art from the artist’ when you’re a fan of someone’s work. Luckily it’s not a problem with these disgraced people:

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