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Cheaper to destroy Sellafield using 'The Medusa Touch', say experts

IT would have been cheaper and easier to decommission Sellafield using 1978’s The Medusa Touch, it has been confirmed.

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Should we do something about all this water? ask MPs

THERE’S quite a lot water around these days isn’t there, according to a committee of MPs.

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