A MAN has been woken in the middle of the night by a friend’s urgent text about maybe having a pint.
Stephen Malley was woken at half three by the urgent vibration of his phone, sparking confused fear that something really bad must have happened.
However on examining the phone screen, Malley saw a text from his friend Julian saying ‘PINT SOON??’.
Malley said: “Perhaps he was asleep himself, then sat bolt upright and said ‘Christ, I’ve not see Tom for ages’, like it was a massive emergency. Or maybe he’s just a dickhead with no sense of consideration.
“Either way, I’m really looking forward to feeling knackered at work all day today.”
Julian Cook said: “I thought Steve would probably have his phone on ’sleep mode’ at night, or at least that’s what I told him when he had a go at me. To be honest, I didn’t think about anything except wanting a pint.
“That’s because I am a feckless lazy bastard who often wakes people up for no good reason.”