A REPORT revealing the use of tax havens by rich people has also shed light on the woodland toilet habits of bears.
The Paradise Papers shockingly revealed that many very wealthy people, including royals and pop stars, are more concerned about having the maximum amount of money than the ethics behind complex and boring-sounding financial practises.
Report author Tom Logan said: “It’s almost as if someone said to these money-obsessed people ‘do you want more money or less money’ and they just said ‘more money’.
“Even the Queen, who you’d never guess was into amassing material wealth from the small, modest palace she lives in. It’s all a huge surprise.”
At the end of the report, Logan added the equally shocking revelation that if a bear needs to defecate it will tend to do so in woodland, possibly in some sort of clearing.
Logan said: “Also, the Earth is round and not totally flat like you previously thought.”