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God really impressed by stem cell research

GOD has hailed a breakthrough in curing blind mice using stem cells as ‘mental’.

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Britons urged to enjoy last few hours before explosion of baby bullshit

BRITONS have been advised to enjoy life in the final hours before a million-megaton blast of bullshit is unleashed.

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