GOOGLE’S computer glasses immerse the wearer in the fantasy world of children’s TV show Knightmare, it has emerged.
The corporation gave its 30something male software engineers free creative rein, a decision which would inevitably lead to swords and sorcery.
Google Glass beta tester Tom Logan said: “You put them on and suddenly everything looks like a massive dungeon.
“A disembodied voice says things like ‘get the magical goblet’ and ‘avoid the dragon, sidestep to your left’.
“I had a sword battle with a hill troll and then took off my Google glasses to find I was in a work meeting and had stabbed the HR guy with a marker pen.
“Also my girlfriend gets really annoyed because when we go to restaurants I just order ‘whatever will replenish my life points’.”
Logan’s girlfriend Emma Bradford said: “We talked about buying a house and having kids but since he got these glasses his main goal has become finding a magical scroll.
“When I try to discuss it he says I’m just an obstacle on his quest and offers me an apple to let him pass.”