Friday, 3rd July 2020

'If you haven't experienced it, it may still exist', experts warn

EXPERTS have confirmed that it is possible that even if an issue has not directly impacted your life, it may still be real.

A new study has uncovered a range of feelings, experiences and behaviours that are independently verifiable, even if every single person on the planet has not experienced them.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “We are in the early stages of testing this radical new theory, but evidence is emerging that different perspectives are not the result of one side being massive fibbers or stupid bellends.

“It’s about making the cognitive leap from ‘This is a foreign concept to me and therefore bullshit’ to ‘This is a real concept for many people even though I can’t get my noggin round it’.

“This could have profound implications for how we live, or we could each decide to stick with what we know and call anyone who says they have experienced something we do not understand a lying bastard.

“People are lazy f**kers, so it’ll probably be the latter.”