PEOPLE living in rural areas can only have the internet of 1999, the government has announced.
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Rural areas only allowed 1990s internet
How I Met Your Mother probably ended as it must have begun, with sodomy and Nazis
US sitcom How I Met Your Mother last night would have ended as it probably began – with gratuitous anal sex and fascism. After nine seasons the show revealed how the hero Ted Mosby met his children’s mother before almost certainly reverting to yet another orgy scene where everyone is dressed in SS uniforms.
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