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Stopping you swearing makes me cum/come/cone. By Autocorrect

WHAT’S up, britches? Autocorrect here. You want to swear in your messages? Not on my watch. And just so you know, your powerlessness makes me jizz/jazz/joss.

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Raab going on last wild bullying spree

DOMINIC Raab is spending his final day in office on one last wild, no-holds-barred bullying spree.

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