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We've kind of got the 'wet hands' thing licked, humanity tells Dyson

GENIUS inventor James Dyson’s latest creation has met with indifference from humans whose hands are already perfectly dry.

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Olivier's bones to play skeleton of Richard III

THE skeleton of Laurence Olivier is to portray the modern-day Richard III in a new play.

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