USERS of the new Windows have complained about the ghostly, dead-eyed face that appears whenever the screen goes black.
The so-called Deadface, which can appear on Windows phones, tablets or PCs, gapes expectantly at the user while being sickeningly free of any animation or life.
Windows 10 promised to get rid of the Deadface, also reported on OS X, iOS and Android, but users are already complaining that the face is there and uglier than ever.
Joanna Kramer of Ipswich said: “I updated to Windows 10 immediately because I wanted to get rid of that doughy, raisin-eyed halfwit face that haunts my dreams because it almost seems familiar.
“But, much to my disappointment, it’s still there whenever I’m waiting for something to load and if anything it’s got fatter.
“I want to punch it and never stop. I don’t know why I loathe it so.”
Reports of the Deadface vary in age, gender and race, but all observers agree it is offensively moronic and should stop its mindless staring and do something with its life.