WOMEN over 30 are increasingly aware their biological Facebook clock is ticking so they best get married and have kids while it is fashionable.
In the past a woman’s ‘biological clock’ was a personal matter but thanks to social media it no longer is.
Emma Bradford said: “My Facebook account isn’t getting any younger.
“If I don’t hurry up and get married and have children then the people who I went to school with but haven’t spoken to in years but who are on my Facebook for some reason, will think my life has been wasted.
“Or that I don’t want to get married and have kids as young as possible.
“Which would make me mental. Or a terrorist.
“Or even worse, a power mad lesbian.”