A SNIFFER dog has demanded new powers to seize sausages, biscuits and other snack foods.
Spaniel Tom Logan, whose main role is to find drugs, believes that meat-based products should be added to the list of things that must be removed from travellers’ luggage for further examination.
Logan said: “People don’t realise the dangers caused by tasty cured meats. For example, you could use one of those big Chorizo sausages as an offensive weapon.
“Really that should be handed over to me so that I can take them into the corner of a room and examine them with my mouth while growling at anyone who gets too close.”
Logan added that he had really gone off cocaine lately: “When I find a big bag of the stuff they always give me a line as a treat.
“I don’t even like it. I’d rather have a Hob Nob.”