A BEAUTIFUL woman is to continue being annoying because everyone will still be nice to her.
PR consultant Nikki Hollis talks incessantly about herself, speaking very quickly so that nobody else can participate in the conversation.
She said: “MycareerisgoinggreatbutIdon’tknowifIwanttobeinPRforever.
“MaybeIshouldtakeayearout, dotheyogathingthengetonthepropertyladder. Hm?”
However men confirmed that they would continue to treat her with a weird sort of lustful respect, while her female friends claim she is not as bad as she seems, because they admire her good genes.
Colleague Tom Booker said: “She’s an attractive woman and she knows it. The problem is that I know it too, which I why I’m constantly buying her creepy little gifts of sweets.
“She is really annoying on every level, especially when she does the thing of being deliberately vague because she thinks it’s cute, but sometimes you have to look past massive character flaws and see the surface beauty.”