Britain’s ‘moral values’ based on Star Wars, Breakfast Club and The Godfather
THE ‘moral values’ of most people in Britain are based on classic films from the 1970s and 80s, it has been confirmed.
As politicians once again insisted Britain was a Christian country, millions of people stressed it was probably more of a Star Wars country.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “Star Wars taught me about the importance of freedom, democracy and courage in the face of tyranny. And about the importance of using your miraculous gifts to benefit the entire galaxy.”
Jane Thompson, from Stevenage, added: “Breakfast Club taught me that we are all insecure but that through dialogue we can find our common humanity. It also taught me that teachers are the worst people in the world.”
Bill McKay, from Peterborough, said The Godfather taught him that family was the foundation of society, adding: “It also taught me that gambling and prostitution are acceptable sources of revenue, but that drugs are absolutely not.”
Meanwhile, experts said there remains a very small number of people in Britain who are so Christian that they actually go to church once a week but that most of them are really quite unpleasant.