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Britons face terrible pressure to be good at things

ANDY Murray’s tennis victory has put ordinary Britons under immense pressure to be less shit, experts have warned.

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Kate Moss designs range of nuclear missiles

SUPERMODEL Kate Moss has collaborated with scientists on a range of nuclear missiles for style-conscious governments.

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