WORKERS have woken from vivid, awful nightmares about offices to find it is all real.
Millions of wage slaves spend last night feverishly dreaming about their offices and all the annoying people in them, only to wake up and find that it was actually happening.
Data inputter Stephen Malley said: “Last night I dreamed that I walked into my office, sat down in front of my computer and groaned ‘hello, old foe’.
“There were some Christmas cards on my monitor, one of them had fallen off and was lying on my keyboard in a forlorn way. Then an annoyingly cheerful woman walked past humming the music to the 90s TV advert for Cadbury’s Boost bars.
“Five hours later and it is all coming true. Am I still asleep? Maybe I should punch someone to see if they turn into a butterfly.”
Sales analyst Nikki Hollis said: “I’m sure I deleted all these emails last night in my dream, then all my teeth fell out and I woke up.
“Hopefully my teeth will all fall out this afternoon because then I might get to go home early.”
