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Britons with f**k-all money hit hardest by bill rises, obviously

SINGLE-parent families, the chronically unemployed and anyone else without a pot to piss in will find higher household bills hard to afford, in case you f**king wondered. 

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Spray 'PAEDO' on their house: Terrific April Fool's pranks nobody will expect

TOO many April Fool’s Day pranks are lame and predictable. These push the envelope and take your joking to the next level: 

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