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Britons would be out enjoying the sun if they weren't basically slaves

MILLIONS of Britons are thinking about what they would be doing in the sun if they weren’t busting their asses in a soulless office environment.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) You never use a semicolon in punctuation, partly because you don’t know how they’re used but also because it reminds you of the two things involved in your first sexual experience.

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