BELLRINGERS have been asked why in Christ they are making all that noise.
More than 400,000 people have signed a petition asking bellringers to move their special bell practice or whatever the hell it is to Monday lunchtime when it would disturb nobody.
Nathan Muir, from Canterbury said: “Everyone needs a hobby, I understand that. I glue glitter to pictures of Fiona Bruce.
“But it’s Sunday morning, for God’s sake. Who are these people? Is this foreign? Is it a foreign thing?
“What are they ringing all their bells for, anyway? To get everyone to come to church? What does that mean? Is it Christmas? Have I been in a coma and it’s Christmas? What year is it? Quick, get me a mirror.”
Bellringer Margaret Gerving said: “I do it because I hate people. It makes me happy.”