A COUPLE have permanently solved all of their relationship issues by having a baby, it has emerged.
Emma Bradford and partner Tom Booker had been having some problems including lengthy arguments over minor domestic tasks, suspected infidelity and general dislike of each other, so they decided to have a child.
Bradford said: “We’d talked about splitting up. But then we realised we hadn’t even tried procreating.
“Now we have a baby everything’s great. Nobody needs an excuse to avoid sex and if I can’t stand the sight of Tom’s stupid face I can blame it on hormones.”
Booker agreed: “We’ve barely argued since we had the baby. We’re both too tired.
“Sure, one day he’ll stop screaming, or go off to school, or fly the nest and we’ll have to address our issues. Or we could just have another one!”