End of school holidays fills roads with bastards again

THE end of the six-week summer holiday has seen peaceful, happy commuters turn back into a bunch of psychotic bastards again. 

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Pub-goers horrified as man openly orders hot drink

DRINKERS at a normal pub have been left shocked after a man brazenly ordered a hot drink.

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