THE end of the six-week summer holiday has seen peaceful, happy commuters turn back into a bunch of psychotic bastards again.
The break had emptied suburban roads of desperate parents screaming obscenities in traffic jams as road rage shifted temporarily to the insanely narrow lanes of Devon and Cornwall.
Commuter Nathan Muir said: “Where the f*ck did all these slow, useless bastards spring from, and why won’t they get out of my f*cking way?
“Walk your kids to school, you lazy twats, this obesity’s your fault. Jesus, this queue doesn’t even stop after the lights. Why can’t you all p*ss off?”
Father-of-two Steve Malley said: “You’d think, because I do the school run, that I might hate other commuters but not as much as I hate myself.
“However that’s not true. I hate all these other bast*rds far more.”