Even Jesus judgey about advent calendars without chocolate
EVEN Jesus Christ judges people who buy chocolate-free advent calendars, it has been confirmed.
The messiah is delighted that everyone is counting down to his birthday, but strongly disapproves of those who believe that opening a door to see a picture is enough.
He said: “My vibe is totally ‘goodwill to all men’, but you don’t have to be tight about it.
“How enthused can anyone really be about baby Jesus when all they’re getting is a picture of a star or a bauble or something?
“The least people deserve is a nice chocolate, like a classic Cadbury’s advent calendar, though I’ve no objections to a fancy Lindt or Hotel Chocolat one. It’s Christmas, for Christ’s sake.”
Jesus added there is no harm in Lego advent calendars for the kids or booze-based ones for grown-ups, but those beauty calendars with make-up inside could ‘f*ck right off’.