Are you a 'Brexiter' or a 'Remainer'? Take our quiz

YOU probably don’t realise it, but many Britons hold views that mean they are ‘Brexiters’ or ‘Remainers – and it may even influence their vote!

But which are you? Find out in our fun quiz:

Do you like Europe?
A) On the whole, yes. I had a lovely holiday in Italy last year, my employer’s German and I’m very keen on croissants.
B) It’s fine where it is, but I prefer Britain. We all talk the same language and there’s none of that funny food.

Do you think things were better in the past?
A) Probably not. Older people say so, but we all get nostalgic, don’t we? I like smartphones and streaming and all that stuff.
B) I’d say so, yes. There was more respect, our workers actually made things, and I think people were honestly happier.

How do you feel about immigrants?
A) Britain’s always been somewhere that welcomed others, from Jews to Jamaicans, and that’s how we should stay.
B) I do worry that their values aren’t the same as ours and they might change our culture for the worst. That’s not racist, is it?

Would you like the NHS to get an extra £350 million a week?
A) What’s the catch?
B) Yes, definitely. What do I have to do?

Are you ready for the country to be split into two warring halves with friend fighting friend and brother battling brother with no possibility of consensus ever?
A) Well if it’s that or go along with a democratic verdict I don’t agree with, certainly.
B) If it means me getting my way? Yes.

MOSTLY As: You are a ‘Remainer’ who would prefer Britain to stay in the EU if possible, but failing that the single market, and if even that’s not happening there’s always the customs union. In this week’s election, consider voting anything but Conservative.

MOSTLY Bs: You are a ‘Brexiter’ – named after the word for Britain leaving the EU, ‘Brexit’ – and would like Britain to leave the EU as soon as possible. In this week’s election, you can vote Conservative or for the new ‘Brexit’ party.

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Guardian readers' child made to write socially aware letter to Santa

A CHILD of liberal parents has been coached to write a Santa letter focusing on environmental and social justice issues over presents.

Six-year-old Tom Logan’s parents suggested his Christmas list should include things like ‘stopping climate change’, although it is unclear how Santa, if he existed, could deliver them.

Mum Claire said: “It’s wonderful that he thought of asking Father Christmas for more rainforests and homes for the homeless all by himself.

“We definitely didn’t tell him what to write, although I may have mentioned in passing it was selfish to ask for a robot dinosaur when global warming is going to kill us all.”

The letter also asks for justice for Bolivia, the UK government to reopen the Leveson inquiry, a fairer society and ‘for an underprivileged family to have my Nintendo Switch if they should need it’.

Dad Rhys said: “It’s all Tom’s own work, and if you don’t believe me read it yourself. I took a photo and put it on our Facebook page as soon as he’d finished it.”

Jack said: “I’d like a RoboRaptor as well, but only if Santa’s got room for it on his sleigh after abolishing tuition fees.”