EVERY guest bedroom in human history has had an unsettling picture hanging on the wall, it has been confirmed.
The Institute for Studies found that Even tribal rainforest communities keep a ceremonial hut for visitors with a picture of a gecko wearing a crown framed and hung up as if someone would actually like it.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Even billionaires use their guest rooms for paintings by Hieronymus Bosch of people in hell with their bums inside out.”
Tom Booker of Newcastle said: “In the living room there’s a Polish poster for Raging Bull, in the kitchen I’ve got some framed political cartoons and in my bedroom there’s a print of The Who at Woodstock.
“And in the spare room, there’s a painting I got at a car boot sale of an old dog looking out of a window at what seems to be an abandoned funfair.
“I don’t want anyone feeling too welcome.”